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That’s a pretty fucked up day at the children’s hospital.
Oh my dear God lol
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I’ll be charging you based on your net worth. If you’re below the poverty line that’ll by $5, but Bezos is gonna need to add like 9 zeroes to that.
Is there a minimum amount or is it like even a molecule’s worth?
Needs to be at least the amount of one squirt of lotion
A whole load, fresh, all over the affected area. Sometimes it even requires multiple treatments.
Someone’s looking forward to healing
Well at least my wife will be healthy I guess.
yeah she looks really healthy
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Well we have been going to the gym and hiking, gotta stay active. Thanks for the encouragement cactusupyourbutt!
TWIST: cum is the only thing that treats or heals injuries, illness, or disease of any kind! Broken leg? Cum! Headache? Cum! Complex-partial frontal temporal lobe seizure disorder? Cum! Pregnant and need an abortion? Ironically, also cum!
How fresh does it have to be to be effective? Does the, uh, delivery mechanism make a difference?
That was a movie.
This teenage boy convinced people that his cum was healing magic and got lots of blowjobs etc thereby. Except it turned out to be a lie. People were upset
