• MrVilliam@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Breathing heavily, dabbing sweat off his brow, Joe Biden finally stopped swinging the sledgehammer at the bloody pulp that was once a person, who was once Donald Trump, who was once a US president. Joe cleared his throat to signal to the crowd to end their “let’s go Brandon” chanting.

    “My fellow Americans, by decree of executive order, and I urge Congress to pass legislation to issue permanence to it, a US president is not immune from prosecution, starting now.”

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      6 months ago

      Don’t forget: “What’s that sound? It’s OBAMA’S MUSIC! HE’S TAGGING IN!”

      Bill and George are just hanging out nodding their heads.

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        6 months ago

        AND HERE COMES JIMMY C FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH A CHAIR!!!

        Who would have thought a man in hospice could climb up there!