Eh, I open the bathroom door with my left and then use the phone with my right. Then when I’m ready to wipe, I put the phone away. I don’t touch anything gross with my hands before touching my phone or set my phone down anywhere gross.

I’ve heard people call it unhygienic before, but you absolutely don’t have to be disgusting about it. Just being mindful of basic germ theory. Once I touch something that could be perceived as gross or dirty, I no longer operate my phone with that hand until I clean it.

Don’t you ever just need 2 minutes to yourself to dick around on the internet in the bathroom at work?