In what can only be described as a desperate cry for help, local mother of two, Karen Torrance, has reached the breaking point after enduring her 32nd consecutive Blippi video. Blippi, the beloved children’s YouTube sensation and his stupid orange and blue beret, has all but broken parents throughout the world.

Sources close to the family reveal that the tipping point came during yet another rendition of the “Excavator Song,” when Torrance grabbed her son’s iPad and threw it like a frisbee against the wall and screamed “So much to learn about, makes you wanna shout. Shoot me!”

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  • shastaxc@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Yeah I’ve already endured enough (3 episodes) while visiting my nephew. My son is never gonna watch a single minute of that show.

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      5 months ago

      I’ve watched so much Blippi after taking care of my nephews. It made me appreciate the Wiggles afterwards.