• skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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    22 days ago

    Also Apple could buy Tesla and the world would go nuts.

    People thought Teslas were overpriced before, imagine the valueless Apple upcharge!

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      22 days ago

      Yeah but apple has iBags that deploy in an accident to protect the passengers, and the patented iWheel allows the front tires to turn 35 degrees in either direction.

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      22 days ago

      Latest update. You won’t be able to adjust seats, mirrors or steering wheel. Apple knows best how they should be set. Customers are too stupid to do it apparently.

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        22 days ago

        Would you like to adjust your seat? How about your mirrors? For only $35.00 per month for seat adjustment and only an additional $10.00 per month to adjust mirrors and you can adjust them yourself 10 times per day!!! A deal too good to be true, hurry and talk to AI agent today!