Im looking for a video that was posted to r/youtubehaiku years ago. In the ~15 second vid a guy walks along the street and finds a coin. He says something like “wow a coin” and then starts talking and moving in slow motion. Another man appears and says “Oh youre stuck in slow time? Its because George Washington cursed that coin, there is nothing you can do, you’re fucked!” Meanwhile slowmo guy is still slowly talking and looking confused. The coin was either a dime, a quarter, or a silver dollar.