Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

  • CTDummy@lemm.eeEnglish
    9·
    10 days ago

    There are royal prisons? Even with the head of state I would have thought they would drop the “her majesty’s” from stuff like jail/prison.

    • Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      10·
      10 days ago

      Odd to me is Her Majesty’s instead of His, considering Charles is now King.

      Do these places just retain the gender of the ruling monarch at the time of their construction?

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      10 days ago

      Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…

      (‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)