• bitcrafter@programming.dev
    391·
    4 months ago

    Huh; I don’t believe that it is really him.

    If this is the real Slim Shady, would you please stand up?

  • Footnote2669@lemmy.zip
    25·
    4 months ago

    I laughed out loud at “Cold product”, even with cold drinks they’re referencing “Lose yourself” lol

    • Blackout@kbin.run
      321·
      4 months ago

      It’s right in downtown and it’s more of a wing of another restaurant. When I went it was packed with spaghetti, more than I wanted to eat.

        • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
          63·
          4 months ago

          It’s the world headquarters for Little Caesars…

          I’m sure if there’s a little Caesars on the first floor it’s a little classier than the average pickup with two tables.

        • Blackout@kbin.run
          41·
          4 months ago

          The restaurant is called union assembly and it has nothing to do with little ceasers

      • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
        75·
        4 months ago

        More importantly right next to 100+ year old music venue…

        Like sure, it’s Detroit, but probably one of the few expensive locations.

        • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
          22·
          4 months ago

          Tell me you don’t know anything about literally every metropolitan area on the planet without telling me you’re a fucking rube.

          • IMALlama@lemmy.world
            10·
            4 months ago

            Large swaths of Detroit aren’t that great. That’s probably true of any major city, but Detroit is 143 square miles. Manhattan is 23. Thar creates a lot of opportunity to be in a not-so-great part of a city whose population is roughly a third of what it was 70 years ago. The city runs a land bank you can buy decapitated houses from for $1k. Even on the retail market, large swaths of the city are very cheap.

            All that said, Detroit might finally be turning around. The city experienced its first year of population growth in forever last year and more and more people I interact with are either visiting the city and spending money there or are actively considering moving there. There are also a lot of Detroit run small businesses popping up and the region has a strong “buy local” vibe to it.

            /Someone who lives nearby and would love to see the city succeed.

            • JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world
              3·
              4 months ago

              The city runs a land bank you can buy decapitated houses from for $1k.

              Damn, are there a lot of houses that had their heads cut off?

    • Neato@ttrpg.networkEnglish
      211·
      4 months ago

      Not got much takeout lately have you? That’s not expensive for a meal.

    • Tattorack@lemmy.world
      91·
      4 months ago

      Well let’s see… 9 USD is about 62 DKK.

      Honestly… Not bad. That’s about the same price as a sharawma box here in Copenhagen, maybe even a little cheaper, depending on the quality. If I want to buy a burger from a food cart, just a single burger at the street food place near the Nørrebro shopping center, that’d be 85 to 90 DKK, which is about 13 USD for a burger.

      The Iranian food stand sells food for 120 DKK per portion, or 16 USD. Pizzas in the neighborhood are between 90 and 110 DKK. A single durum shawarma is about 70 DKK. You get the idea.

      Depending on the quality of the spaghetti, I’d go grab some regularly. Compared to what I’m used to, that’s a pretty decent price.

      Of course, McDonald’s and Burger King are cheaper, but… That’s just trash. Some real trash.

  • 5in1k@lemm.ee
    51·
    4 months ago

    I wasn’t impressed with it. It was fine but it’s just spaghetti.

    • Crashumbc@lemmy.worldEnglish
      15·
      4 months ago

      It was a publicity stunt to drum up business for the restaurant. Stars that open businesses often make appearances to get people to think they might see them there

  • Kaity@leminal.spaceEnglish
    719·
    4 months ago

    Do y’all really think this is a real image?

    Edit: since people don’t follow the chain and see I was informed it was real… I now know it is real and that’s cool. Don’t be a bully like @Cheems@lemmy.world

        • Cheems@lemmy.world
          39·
          4 months ago

          No you’re right everything is fake and staged. You’re actually in the matrix. Don’t go to work tomorrow or the next day or the day after that. They can’t actually do anything because nothing is real. This is all a simulation. Just sit in your house don’t contact the outside world, it’s the only way to exit. You can do this Alex we’re all rooting for you.

    • Cheems@lemmy.world
      61·
      4 months ago

      As if “Do y’all really think this is a real image?” Isn’t condescending. “You fools, I know a fake image when I see one everyone else is susceptible to being duped but me!”

      Get off your high horse @kyatto@leminal.space

      • Kaity@leminal.spaceEnglish
        13·
        4 months ago

        Thanks for the complete rewriting of my comment to clearly show my exact nature.

        Why are you upset, and what’s with the continued harassment over nothing that matters to you? Something @snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone already showed me was really true, to my original disbelief…

        • Cheems@lemmy.world
          21·
          4 months ago

          Bro you’re the one that called me out in your edit. You are the one who summoned me here.

  • Spacehooks@reddthat.comEnglish
    1135·
    4 months ago

    I wouldn’t recognize him. Dude looks like he is on something … or just being a takeout employee.