Bossman: “Hey jubilationtcornpone. We’ve got [XYZ] issue in production. You got any idea how to fix it?”

Me: “Hmmm… Yeah, we could probably [insert good and fairly well thought out fix here]. I bet that would work.”

Bossman: “Cool. Let’s do that.”

Three hours later…

JT Cornpone’s shoulder devil: “Hey buddy! You remember that suggestion you made to your boss? Boy that was pretty fuckin laughable. I can’t wait to see the look on your face when it completely fails and you get fired out of a canon. It’s gonna be legendary!”

Me: 😰