Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was… but the Democrats made us take it down. It’s true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you’re in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn’t we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I’ll be here all night folks! I’m Donald Trump!

EDIT: That’s all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I’ve had but good enough!

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.eeEnglish
    1·
    5 months ago

    Mr. President, this website called “hecksbear dot net” kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

    As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this “doll movie” that I was supposedly in never existed?

  • radiofreeval [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
    0·
    5 months ago

    Mr. President,

    I had this bit idea last night. How does it feel to be a theif? You know who else are theives? [Unfettered racism]