• jballs@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      4 months ago

      Did you notice how when he was being shot at, the first thing he said was “let me get my shoes”? He’s such a diva that if anyone had a chance to see his real height or snag one of his pumps, he’d be devastated.

      • Five@slrpnk.netOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        4 months ago

        Thank you! To me his first words after being shot were much more iconic than even that fist-flag-photo.

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          8
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          4 months ago

          “Wait Mr. Secret Service Man, I can’t go anywhere without my slutty little heels.”

          - Donald Trump, paraphrased, immediately following an assassination attempt