• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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          3 months ago

          That will be $25 in postage, $30 in shipping and handling, $35 for insurance, and $15 cause we can fucking charge whatever you we want.

          Thank you for mailing with us with your prized possessions.

          • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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            3 months ago

            Don’t forget the $10 “convenience fee” because you didn’t talk to an actual human employee, thus saving the company money, so you have to pay more for that convenience