Not being snitches but they still needed stitches

It’s just guys being dudes. Whomst amogus hasn’t watched Gladiator and then engage in ritual combat with the boys.

the two men had engaged in a fight involving a knife and a sword, which took place throughout the apartment.

You can’t persuade me they weren’t filming a fight scene.

The cops didn’t know if a crime was actually committed, so they just arrested everyone involved. Awesome!

Dudes party rocked too close to the sun.

What if the argument was about whether swords or knives are better for self defense, and with zero anger or ill intent, mutually decided to put it to the test?

Dudes rock

I’m not going to read the article so I can imagine they were wearing 17th century french dandy outfits

Prisoner’s dilemma

this is called being raised right. also I will bet $1,000 they are irish.

this sounds like my family.

In my day we just fought with sticks and branches.

Whomst amongst ust hastnt donest similarst? I recall fondly the times around New year’s when we would gather in two large groups and the shoot fireworks at each other - Don’t worry, we wore goggles.