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The original was posted on /r/jokes by /u/OskarTheRed on 2023-08-07 15:38:20+00:00.

He finds himself in the middle of the wilderness, with no roads or people in sight.

That’s a bummer; after all, he’s supposed to convince humans of his divinity.

So he asks God the Father: “Could you point me towards where there are people?”

“No need,” says the Father. “Just introduce yourself out loud, and someone from the Internet will appear and tell you that you never even existed.”