• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Reminds me of someone who suggested naming your daughter Mayonnaise. You’d call her May, and everyone would know her as that and not suspect it was a short form, but she’d go through life knowing she was named after a condiment.

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      2 months ago

      Priest: Do you, Shaide, take Mayonnaise Mustard Ketchup as your lawfully wedded wife?