JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 3 个月前Wells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1414arrow-down16cross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1408arrow-down1external-linkWells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comJimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 3 个月前message-square67fedilinkcross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareGalapagon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 个月前Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 个月前And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
minus-squarecows_are_underrated@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前And at some point you start enjoying them.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 个月前Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…
Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
And at some point you start enjoying them.
Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…