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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider

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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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CHICAGO—Sending commuters into a panic, a switchblade-wielding subway rider was reportedly locked in a tense standoff Thursday with a penis-wielding rider. “As soon as the two of these guys made eye contact, everybody knew there was no way they were getting out of there without a fight,” said witness Gary Sanborn, 38, adding that passengers […]
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    you can’t bring a penis to a knife fight, man

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Ultimate intimidation weapon.

    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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      A penis can become a ranged weapon.

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        It sure can, with the switchblade’s help.

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    The penis mightier than the sword

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      Actually audibly chuckled

    • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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      But what if Thompson’s Penis a Sword?

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