You mean I’ve spent all these years zapping my head for no reason?!

When I was little I was at a science store and they had one of these out on the the counter which was a glass counter with metal seams. The clerk was showing us kids how if we held hands and one of us touched it we could all feel it. I was already familiar with touching doorknobs after shuffling in slippers so I got the bright idea to touch the metal seam on the counter and shocked the whole line of kids. good times

Correlation is not causation, you were probably destined to be an idiot either way.

(Just poking fun, your grasp of the English language puts you above 80% of the people I interact with on a day to day basis, maybe the shocking yourself helped after all?)