Virgil: But you’re an Indian, Jackie Lynn.
Jacqueline: God, Dad, saying “Indian” is offensive now.
Virgil: Then what do you call sitting on the floor with your legs crossed?
Jacqueline: Crisscross applesauce.
Virgil: Oh, that’s insane.
Fern: We invented sitting like that.
Best scene in the show:
“Bald by choice”