why jesus cakes hanging out
Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe
Yes it looks like an iron axe, and God has a problem with Iron:
https://biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htmJudges 1:19
The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.
So the idea that God is almighty is pretty ridiculous, according to the Bible that is.
I never actually read much of the thing
I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don’t care that it’s not native to the region or whatever.
Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.
No pants for serious mode
Now do it for two Christians.
Also relevant, two people of the same religion praying for the same thing. The god fights themselves. Or flips a coin, free will remember.
Jim Carrey comes to mind in Bruce Almighty, when he starts to say yes to every prayer and thousands win the lottery.
Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?
Yes and it starts a riot.
Yes
I thought the god chose the person who had suffered more of the gods torture.
PBF ❤️
I’d buy that Street Fighter DLC pack.
There’s no fucking way a human zombie pacifist Jew would be able to take on a 2-ton humanoid elephant god with six arms and wields weapons 1 v 1.
I would love for Marvel to make this movie.
I mean, the MCU is pretty clearly burnt out, and I wouldn’t trust DC to make a movie worth watching.
