• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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    20 days ago

    “I’m fat.”

    “Yo momma so fat she being used in a trebuchet as counterweight”

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      “I’m dumb.”

      Yo momma’s so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.