Dixville Notch, NH has returned the first results in the 2024 US election. The town voted at midnight and only six ballots were cast, so tallying the results didn’t take long. In the presidential race the results were evenly split, with 3 votes each for Kamala Harris and Donald Trump.
https://www.wmur.com/article/midnight-voting-new-hampshire-election-results-24/62810457
And now we get the first spot of color on the map, courtesy of Associated Press:
Do you think they made it a tie on purpose? They knew they had the chance to troll the entire country and took it, lol.
In the event of an exact tie, the seat is awarded to the male candidate, and the female candidate is put in jail. /j
In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by whomever can bake the best spinach quiche in 2 hours or less.
Has Trump declared victory yet?
He’s probably fighting a bad case of reflux and diarrhoea because he is even with a woman of colour.
This is gonna be a long week.
(Famous last words)
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I tried edibles on Saturday for the first time, as a test run for
tomorrowthe rest of the week.Agreed. Part of me wants to skip classes for the week and just black out for a few days, at least until Pennsylvania’s called.
Jack Danials is about to have a hell of a bonus week!
“Man, what a long week, huh?”
“Lemon, it’s Tuesday.”
“Yeah, well…you shot a guy.”
“What? No. That wasn’t this show. You’re breaking the 4th wall, Liz.”
(alec baldwin’s character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)
Wouldn’t want to live in that town
Because it’s tiny not because of the voting.
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