Fallon doesn’t even do pollitical jokes really. I “get” why he went after Colbert, and Kimmel. I don’t agree with it, but I get his logic.
“MEAN TV SHOW MAKES FUN OF ME!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!”
So by that logic, you can see why he goes after Colbert and Kimmel.
But Fallon doesn’t do that. At this point trump is just grouping all late night show hosts together.
Spinster means a person so good at riding a bike, they got an award made of wool. Usually fashioned by unmarried women.
spits on your face
…did you say somethin’?
Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?
Braiiins!!! BRAIIIINS!!!
No Carl. It’s not our cheat day.
BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!
No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!
…brains.
I know.
“We’re the greatest generation! We told our parents to shut the fuck up and stay silent, while we kick hitler’s ass. Our cups runneth over with booze, our cocks swing freely, and our children are booming! Like I said. We’re the greatest generation.”
Adding “and a christian” makes the rest of that sign redundant.
Thats a mighty fine lookin clock right there!
I don’t think they made any good points. I do however think whoever their imzge consultant was, had the right idea. They may have done some of the most horrific atrocities against any society ever recorded in human history…but they had stylish uniforms as they did.
I know NASA snatched up their rockets program. Why didn’t someone snatch up their fashion police? What? If ANYONE had actual fashion police, it would have been nazi germany.
That guy in PA tried a year ago. Came thiiiiiis close.
Of coarse they are. Why would him being a pedo bother them? They were partying together on the same island!
I thought Andre the Giant passed away decades ago…
No no no. Bobby is in his 20s and runs a resteraunt. And Hank…spent time in North Korea. For some reason…
You know shits bad when even I’M advocating to switch to linux. I don’t even understand linux!
I would happily switch to an OS that is linux under the hood, but visually can operate like Windows XP.
WHERE TERMINAL ISN’T EVEN INSTALLED BY DEFAULT!
Always a catch…
Lepards ate each others faces!
Sorry. AI took your pizza making job. It’s now reccomending the newest popular pizza topping. Bleach.
Oh noooooooo…
Anyways. How’s your guys weekend? Any big plans?
Elon buying twitter wasn’t even on Elons bingo card.
I would jizz so god damned hard if he were being interviewed on CNN or MSNBC or ABC or whatever news, and the interviewer just straight to his face said your post, word for word, straight to his face.
Can I crowdsource funding to make this happen? I want this to happen. I want it televised.
I thought the silent generation was the ones who were the greatest generations parents, and adults in the 1920s. During silent movie era.