…seriously? It’s the Shining. With Jack Nicholson.
Heeeeerrrrreeeesssss JOHNEY!!!
…seriously? It’s the Shining. With Jack Nicholson.
Heeeeerrrrreeeesssss JOHNEY!!!
So, bring your daughter to work day is pretty redundant for Lucifier/Luce?
Wait …is this why AI exists? So we can type Hamlet in the face of monkey failures?
Dude. Just use a printer.
“Fuckface”. Hey! I kinda like that!
…fuckface.
I’m only 41 years old.
This recievier has been working for my whole life, goes out of service 15 billion miles away, turns on a backup reciever, and is now back in contact with NASA.
…but the ice cream machine at McDonalds is still broken.
Ok, I mean you make logical sense, buuuuut…Mario 35.
It’ll be the first win we ever had. We damn sure aren’t winning in the housing market.
Hey, millenials. Show of hands, who has a house???
See, millenials HAVE hands. You just don’t see them, because none of us have houses.
Have you not heard of “fluffy fingers”? Its what HR represenatives do in offices to enslaved employees. It’s when you tie the employee up with handcuffs and ropes, and tickle their feet for their whole lunch break.
…not that I ever got fired from my job of HR representitive for inappropriate behavior…
This is the type of thing that 5 years from now will be trivia.
“Did you know? For just over 3 months, Nintendo Online allowed it’s users to stream music? It’s true! Starting in late October, and continueing into January 2025, you could listen to dozens of Nintendo music. Then Nintendo disconinued the service for…no reason.”
Oooooooooh. Ok. Confirmed. K. Am dumb. I even knew about the elephants memory from a pbs documentary I watched 10 years ago. Still didn’t put that together. Instead of putting 2 and 2 together and getting 4, I put 2 and null together, and got error.
Moral implications don’t exist for her. She saw a fully adult male.
Legal implications don’t exist, because no law on the books takes into account the concept of a child inhabiting an adults body.
Josh on the other hand…
…I feel dumb. I don’t get it.
He should have kept working in the office naked.
The mistake is thinkkng that critical thinking is a common reaction these days.
There are latinos who are supporting trump. Trump is the same guy who already seperated families, detained them in what ammounts to essentially a metal box in the Texas heat, without release, or water, until they died. Children seperated from families, still to this day not reunited, some of which never will be, because some died.
That’s not some hyperbole “this could happen” dramatic statement. I’m saying 2016-2020 he already DID do these things, and bragged about doing them. He bragged about killing people because they were latino.
There are latino trump voters and supporters in 2024. So, no. I don’t assume everyone will automatically know your comment was dripping in sarcasm, I don’t assume anyone will know your life story, and I don’t assume everyone will vote in their best interests. People play politics like sports teams these days.
…Obama? GUYS!!! OBAMA HAS A LEMMY ACCOUNT AND I FOUND IT!!!
Or maybe I found Obamas clone…wait, how much of sci-fi is real now? I mean, I know we got the star trek communicators, and space travel…I know we did SOME cloning. We cloned a sheep. Have we cloned a president yet? Hopefully not reagan…or bush…or trump.
God it feels weird knowing that trump was actually president. That is a real thing that happened for 1 full term. And the weirder thing is, it’s scarily close to happening again in a week!!!
Ok…I guess the actual status of it wouldn’t be official until January, but you know what I mean!
Found the guy who stares at mustard for seemingly hours.
The lack of an /s in your comment worries me, especially since the entire conversation is about the fact that there are those among us who say what you just said with no hint of sarcasm.
You put the lime in the coke, YOU NUT!!!