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minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down1·1 day ago“But Trump said he’d magically make eggs cheaper!!!11!!”
minus-squareKrauerkinglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 hour agoEntenmann’s donuts were buy one get one free right after the election. Bless Trump for turning donuts to twice as many just by thought alone!
minus-squareDe_Narm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·1 day agoMaybe he was speaking about trans people all along.
minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 hours agoI guess you gotta break a few eggs’ civil rights before you can make a fascist omelet
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·24 hours ago<insert “transition to greatness” tweet out of context here>
minus-squareLeate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoWow, I’d love to be able to afford my own egg.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 day agoReduced demand. Dead and deported people prefer plain toast for breakfast
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 day agoI thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAts…?
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down2·1 day agoBought some yesterday… The box we buy went up 3 dollars since the election.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoI paid 2.45 which is basically what it was in 2019. I legit don’t even understand where this narrative comes from. Yeah eggs got expensive like 2 years ago. They got better.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 hours agoNope, the president wakes up every morning and sets the price based on how many times he had to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 hours agoYeah shits crazy. Unfortunately.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 hours agoDon’t worry with people like Trump and RFK on the case. Bird flu won’t be an issue at all.
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·1 day agoHey gas is cheaper now than it’s been in years. Trump did that!!! /s
“But Trump said he’d magically make eggs cheaper!!!11!!”
Entenmann’s donuts were buy one get one free right after the election. Bless Trump for turning donuts to twice as many just by thought alone!
Maybe he was speaking about trans people all along.
I guess you gotta break a few eggs’ civil rights before you can make a fascist omelet
Ah, yes. ✨Slavery.✨
<insert “transition to greatness” tweet out of context here>
Wow, I’d love to be able to afford my own egg.
Reduced demand. Dead and deported people prefer plain toast for breakfast
I thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAts…?
Bought some yesterday… The box we buy went up 3 dollars since the election.
I paid 2.45 which is basically what it was in 2019. I legit don’t even understand where this narrative comes from. Yeah eggs got expensive like 2 years ago. They got better.
It’s bird flu
Nope, the president wakes up every morning and sets the price based on how many times he had to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
Yeah shits crazy. Unfortunately.
Don’t worry with people like Trump and RFK on the case. Bird flu won’t be an issue at all.
Thank goodness. I was worried!
Hey gas is cheaper now than it’s been in years. Trump did that!!!
/s