• Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I eat the dirt the coffee grows in and suntan my butthole. No relation to the topic at hand, just thought you should know.

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          I have a glass buttplug with a handle of sorts that pushes the cheeks apart. It’s non UV resistant so does not interfere with the tanning. On the plus side, the interior of the rectum&anal cavity also get tanned with the glass transmitting the light.

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            9 hours ago

            Wouldn’t a clear, plastic, speculum oris, be better, and not run the change of curved/pointed glass focusing light in dangerous ways?