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minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·17 hours agoAs a highly experienced software developer, I’m available for not writing software at a reduced rate of $45/hr, and I can handle unlimited overtime.
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minus-squarekillingspark@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoYou’re gonna murder and skin me in front of myself? I’m intrigued and have 40$ to spare
As a highly experienced software developer, I’m available for not writing software at a reduced rate of $45/hr, and I can handle unlimited overtime.
As a highly experienced murderer, I’m available for not murdering you and skinning your family alive in front of you for a low cost of just $40/hr.
You’re gonna murder and skin me in front of myself? I’m intrigued and have 40$ to spare