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ickplant@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

Danny the Barnacle

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Danny the Barnacle

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago
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  • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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    Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    Gotta love the quality of these images. Why not go further?

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      further

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

        • Gregor@gregtech.eu
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          Enhanced

          • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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            • Gregor@gregtech.eu
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              Are you in a video call lol

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                • Redex@lemmy.world
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              • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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                Lol, it’s a covid-era episode of Gianmarco Soresi’s podcast

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    …penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

    • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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      All birds do.

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        Ducks and geese are some birds that have penises

        • LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world
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          That’s some cloaca & dagger shit.

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            Get out. No, don’t get your coat. Just go.

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          Why would a governmental spying drone need a penis? You make no sense!

          • Iapar@feddit.org
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            To fuck your privacy.

          • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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            Everything, even government drones, needs a hobby.

        • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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          Do swans have them? Or was Leda just into some weird shit?

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    One day we’ll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.

  • Theo@lemmy.world
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    ‘When compared to its size’ is important because the length is only 4 inches.

    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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      Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.

      • Theo@lemmy.world
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        ‘Only 4 inches’ for being called ‘largest’ lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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    I think i have too much genes from whatever ones we share with gorillas personally.

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      It’s useful to not be too long for your partner, and there are positions that work around length/depth mismatches

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        yes im just playing around. my size is i guess average, but when i was growing up watching porn, it of course made me feel unsecure that my penis was not long enough. When i have had sex, they never have had a orgasam from my dick, and that made me feel even more unsecure when they would break up with me for “other reasons”

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    A treasure.

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