🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square179fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down134
arrow-up1656arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square179fedilink
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-26 hours agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-squarebradd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoAnd authenticators, password managers.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 hours agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 hours ago anal-locked new kind of biometrics?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 hours agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoIs this how Russians call the iPhone gay?
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
And authenticators, password managers.
The flashlight to.
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?