Tell a fish success is measured by climbing a tree, and he will spend his whole life thinking he’s a failure.
What skills, attitudes, personality traits have you seen mismatched to a certain job that later made the individual an awesome worker in another job?
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What separates four nymphomaniacs from two alcoholics?
The cockpit door.
Old joke I learned from my pilot father.
Or the one I personally love: “Just like the first guys, we all experienced the ride up, and no wants to be there when these pilots land. That’s why we jump out of the plane!” /cue_the_door_opening
For those who don’t know, the plane often lands before the skydivers do. Figure that one out…
Unless they’re wrong. You’re supposed to turn down unlawful orders.
Wonder how often that goes well for the subordinate.
What are you talking about? All the world knows we are the shining beacon of truth, justice and righteousness, over here!
Primitive human nature. It’s a bitch