Pretty sure they took a photo of you. Then they hung it in the back of the store on their “Check out this guy” board. Under your photo, they wrote “ordered two, like a psychopath.”
They also posted to chipotlebook, which is a secret social media platform for chipotle workers. Your photo has 12000 comments and 16823 laugh emojis.
Your photo was also shared in the Chipotle shadow council. There’s a bean counter (pinto) noticing you’re willing to buy two burritos and eat them in a single trip. He does some calculations, and realizes that money making opportunity here. Where the texmex realm mocked you, he sees you as his golden goose. The new “Double Stuffed Burrito” makes bajillions. He’s been carrying your photo on his wallet.
Pretty sure they took a photo of you. Then they hung it in the back of the store on their “Check out this guy” board. Under your photo, they wrote “ordered two, like a psychopath.”
They also posted to chipotlebook, which is a secret social media platform for chipotle workers. Your photo has 12000 comments and 16823 laugh emojis.
Your photo was also shared in the Chipotle shadow council. There’s a bean counter (pinto) noticing you’re willing to buy two burritos and eat them in a single trip. He does some calculations, and realizes that money making opportunity here. Where the texmex realm mocked you, he sees you as his golden goose. The new “Double Stuffed Burrito” makes bajillions. He’s been carrying your photo on his wallet.
The world cares more than you think.