MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1873arrow-down118
arrow-up1855arrow-down1imageNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square121fedilink
minus-squareveroxii@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoBy next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
minus-squaremorgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoluckily I don’t have to eat every day!
minus-squarey0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThis is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
By next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
luckily I don’t have to eat every day!
This is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
Pizza mortgage lmao