The sun is so bright it hurts the eyes. See the Moon around Earth? It has the reflectivity of charcoal and yet it can light up the dark side of the Earth with how much it reflects. Do you know how reflective Venus is? It’s like having a disco ball in your face and you’re on fire. And now some monkey on Earth is questioning your fashion choices. People, man…
ok, but why is the sun wearing sunglasses?
Because he’s a star
🤯
What else he gonna wear, moon contacts?
The sun is so bright it hurts the eyes. See the Moon around Earth? It has the reflectivity of charcoal and yet it can light up the dark side of the Earth with how much it reflects. Do you know how reflective Venus is? It’s like having a disco ball in your face and you’re on fire. And now some monkey on Earth is questioning your fashion choices. People, man…