You find a magic lamp and out pops a genie. The genie grants you three wishes. The genie informs you it can grant any wish within it’s power, but certain things like altering events on a cosmic scale or bringing the brain dead back to life. It does not, however, mention not being able to grant more wishes, so the first thing you wish for is a million more wishes and… the genie grants your wish.
You now have a million and two wishes. What do you do and what do you wish for?
Time to add a few more wishes! You know, just in case.
Right lol