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As a Liberal Democrat, I'd like to remind you that things are bad now - Lemmy.zip
lemmy.zipThe genocide and deportation weren’t bad before because 2020-2024 were The Biden
Years, and everything was good during the Biden years. Nothing anti-queer
happened those years either because A Democrat Was In Office, so just remember
how good we had it then. Deporting and imprisoning immigrants wasn’t bad during
those years either because I’m sure Biden treated them nicely because he was a
Democrat, and therefore, a nice person. Just like Harris, who was also nice. And
Walz who only called the National Guard on Black protestors because he knew it
was right for them, in all his wisdom as a Democrat. But now. Now genocide is
bad again because the onarge man is in office, the man who shits in a diaper and
looks weird. Did I mention he’s orange? And also fascist? Unlike Democrats, who
are progressive in every way and never appear to be fascist. Don’t you
understand democrats only voted against trans people because we have to play The
Game? We have to win the elections! We really, really want to win elections! We
don’t want to win so badly that we would stop supporting an unpopular genocide
or deporting latinx people, but other than that … we REALLY want to win you
guys, so won’t you please donate to us and vote harder for us in the future? We
need to make an even bigger flashing globe next time to win so that people won’t
remember all the dead and dying brown children they saw in their feed, which
again, was good because those were the Biden years, the Democrat years, as a
reminder, therefore good! And America good! We need to save America! Because
America has only ever been good. We Civilized the indigenous people, put the
black people to work, and don’t forget that if you suspect your latinx neighbors
of not showing enough party devotion to us, the Democrats, you should call ICE.
Yes, you should call ICE just like they suggested on reddit and facebook because
we need workers in this country and things haven’t been so good since the 13th
amendment, and we need to use that “except as” to our advantage. That’s our
goal. To reach across the aisle in a bipartisan effort to preserve the important
things America really stands for. So never forget how good things were during
the Biden years and how bad things are now. In case you need some help, I’ve
made a helpful flow chart: Democrats -> good things Republicans -> bad things
Now get out there and remember to tell people they’re bots if they say bad
things about The Party!
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I’m OOTL. who’s this guy, was there some post about him here beforehand? Sorry.
I don’t see an issue with this satire.