A day after offering Canada a one-month reprieve on punishing nearly across-the-board 25% tariffs, President Donald Trump has threatened new tariffs as soon as Friday on Canadian lumber and dairy products.
Your grandpa is loose in the garden again. He’s clearly confused. He just took his pants off, is rubbing dog poo on his head, and mumbling something about tariffs.
Do you know how bad our medical system is? Nobody will take him. No one wants him, and no one can get power of attorney because the burden of proof in his mental decline is too damn high.
Dear USA,
Your grandpa is loose in the garden again. He’s clearly confused. He just took his pants off, is rubbing dog poo on his head, and mumbling something about tariffs.
Please come get him as soon as possible.
Thanks,
Canada.
Do you know how bad our medical system is? Nobody will take him. No one wants him, and no one can get power of attorney because the burden of proof in his mental decline is too damn high.