If you have gay sex while using the bidet, then yes

Only if you cum

It’s efficient and effective. But it is kinda gay.

You’re allowed a certain amount of kinda gay stuff.

What actually makes you gay is liking someone of the same sex doing sexual stuff to or with you.

You’re not a true non-gay manly man unless you walk around with shit smeared around your butthole and dingle berries hanging.

I feel like uhhh idk yea

I was once told “Only fags like having water squirted up their ass”. As opposed to straights “liking” to have dry paper “up” their ass? The truth is neither is liked or goes up, but one does a better job of cleanliness, particularly if you apple soap first.