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minus-squarenodsocket@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoThe electrician was divinely inspired by God, obviously
minus-squarebionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoThe techpriests rigged it up after uttering a prayer to the Omnissiah
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoPriest: “Dear congregation, we have gathered here today to honor our Lord and Savior. Today’s prayer is read by the 9 year old Kevin” Kevin: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOD!” Priest: “And skulls for the skull throne, Kevin. Very good. Thank you!”
minus-squareAgamemnon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·11 months agoNecessarily. It’s the same dude that had already wired up the bulbs when God said “Let there be light” :D
The electrician was divinely inspired by God, obviously
The techpriests rigged it up after uttering a prayer to the Omnissiah
Priest: “Dear congregation, we have gathered here today to honor our Lord and Savior. Today’s prayer is read by the 9 year old Kevin”
Kevin: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOD!”
Priest: “And skulls for the skull throne, Kevin. Very good. Thank you!”
Necessarily. It’s the same dude that had already wired up the bulbs when God said “Let there be light” :D