with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
My manwich!
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Shut up baby, I know it!
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
To shreds, you say?
Everyone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is
“Oh my, yes”
And the variation
“Oh my, no”
I use them weekly
To shreds, you say‽
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.