abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前Caught by wifeimagemessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1326arrow-down126
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minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down27·3 个月前Oh shit thanks for the clarification. In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down3·3 个月前Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
minus-squaremybuttnolie@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-23 个月前He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down5·3 个月前No, I don’t think I will.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·3 个月前What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 个月前Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to. Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·3 个月前Have fun being disgusting then 🤷
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 个月前Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 个月前At least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.
Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
Have fun being disgusting then 🤷
Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
At least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.