Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoNever forgetimagemessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down11
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageNever forgetCarcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square93linkfedilink
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·5 months agoReal answer: hilldawg is ancient and has the caloric intake requirements of a lichen. Carbs would probably fuck her shit up. Which, tbh, makes it all the more baffling that our special McDonald’s boy is still kicking.
minus-squareTheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·5 months agoif you eat enough mcdonalds the preservatives stop you from dying
minus-squareSleve_McDichael [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 months agoHe has enough beef tallow in his system from the 80s that he’s embalmed like a mummy
Real answer: hilldawg is ancient and has the caloric intake requirements of a lichen. Carbs would probably fuck her shit up. Which, tbh, makes it all the more baffling that our special McDonald’s boy is still kicking.
if you eat enough mcdonalds the preservatives stop you from dying
He has enough beef tallow in his system from the 80s that he’s embalmed like a mummy