Birds: I have to flap my wings in constant effort just to maintain the thrust to fly a relatively short distance off the ground

Humans: haha jet turbine go brrrRRRRRRR…

Birds are a governmental conspiracy!

Birds don’t have to carry a Five Guys Burger and depression when they fly.

Flightless birds are offended (Chickens, Ostriches, Emus, Penguins, Kiwis, Cassowaries and more)