• argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    “Hon, little Jenny tells me she’s a lesbian!”
    “Yeah? Does she have a girlfriend?”
    “No. She says all the girls at her school are straight. Can’t find anybody.”
    “Let’s send her to an all-girls Catholic school.”
    “An all-girls Catholic school? You know what happens when there’s a thousand sexually confused teenage girls in one place and not a single boy in sight, don’t you?”
    “Exactly.”