After that response, I was expecting “so why don’t you do that now?”

I’m pretty sure I’d do the same thing as everybody else. Depending on just how narrow or deep you want to get in your time and visibility level, it’s either going to be a breath, heartbeat, diapedesis, secretion, action potential, hydrolysis, oxidative phosphorylation, electron exchange, or wibbly-wobbly lepton-level quackery.

As an entire organism, I’d guess I’d either get out of bed or discover very quickly that my sometimes in-bed-morning-routine because of discomfort has now become impossible and there’s a new set of discomforts that need to be rolled around until a comfortable position is found.

You forgot “become a lesbian”.