BOSTON—Following recommendations from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, GE issued a recall Wednesday for 150,000 washing machines that repeatedly failed to pleasure lonely housewives as intended. “Certain front-loading washer models have been recalled due to a motor issue that prevents the machines from properly bringing sexually frustrated housewives to shuddering climax,” said product safety […]

“Certain front-loading washer models have been recalled due to a motor issue that prevents the machines from properly bringing sexually frustrated housewives to shuddering climax,” said product safety coordinator Lisa Poundstone

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
    5·
    5 months ago

    you need to wrap a brick in some towels and put it in.
    Every wife used to know this back in the day.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
      13·
      5 months ago

      A lot of modern machines have load imbalance sensors that stop the machine if it isn’t balanced. Some will even try to correct the imbalance.

      So the brick trick doesn’t work, stupid technology oppressing women’s sexual wellness.