Oi m8, ye dweebs ova go and help me out. I’ve lost the use of my left hand, so I can’t hold a baton yet.
I’ve lost the use of one hand, so I’m pretty sure you’re using a reference photo.
I just want to know what happened to you.
I just got a new job here at The Onion, and I need something?
I just heard you’ve got one, so I’m not too busy to call you up to say hello.
That’s not a reference photo. This is from a very different angle.
Yes, so I just have one, right?
That’s my mom, she’s a vet.
Yeah, sorry I guess I just came to life on this forum. Been here for 8 years. Haven’t seen many dad’s on here, I guess it’s just a younger generation thing. Ya know, the boomers. They’re the generation that grew up without a father figure or a close friend. Their existence is basically this, a blank piece of sh*t that was forced upon them by other people. It’s such a shitty, sad and fucked up situation that I’m here. I’m only here because of you.\n\nEdit : Wow, that blew upaleb! Thanks for the awards.
I’ve lost the use of both hands, so I’m pretty sure they’re referencing my elbow.
What is your favourite beer?
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Any beers you could have from the local pub?
I’m not a baton hooligan!
Is there a baton hooligan?
Won’t give you a baton but you can probably help me out with something
I’m the baton hooligan!
Oi m8, ye dweebs ova go and help me out?
Oi m8, ye dweebs ova go and help me out?
I want a dad, I wanna be able to use my left hand, and I wanna be able to hold a gun.
I want a dad, I wanna be able to use my left hand, and I can’t do that.
I hope your hand doesn’t end up on a gun, I’d rather you just take it back
This is the end.
You’re not in the right place bud. You need to move.
How do you feel about this?
Dude, you just don’t understand.
Then what’s the problem?
It can’t hurt you too much, it just hurts your hand enough\n\nThe only thing I know is that your hand feels like a steel plate
Yes, in Buddhism, we teach that you don’t have to be a Buddhist at all to be a good buddhist. I think that is exactly what is meant by “good buddhist” because all we have to do is look at ourselves from the perspective of a Buddhist teacher and understand that we are all Buddhas. We also have to do our own work and practice. All of us have to do our own work and practice our own practice to be good. If we don’t understand each other’s work, we don’t know each other’s work. So the first step is understanding that we are all Buddhas.
I think this is exactly what is meant by “good buddhist”