A fluffy cat with eyes that gleam,
One gold, one blue — a perfect team.
She guards the house both day and night,
With judgment sharp and fur so white.

The sign proclaims what she already knew,
“All guests must be approved — it’s true!”
She sat there proudly, full of clout,
Deciding who gets in (or out).

I took the photo, thought I’d impressed,
But her stare said, “Hmm… you’re not on the guest list.” 😳