Can you sit like these two?
Bet your body shouts, “No, thank you!”
Legs out front, all neat and flat—
Somehow comfy if you’re a cat.

Try it once, you’ll tip and slide,
Your knees will flop to either side.
Your balance goes, you start to sway—
“Who even sits like this all day?!”

Cats just blink, like, “See? It’s easy.”
While you sit crooked, stiff, and queasy.
Kitties twist and fold, then stare right through—
No chance you’ll sit like these two!