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Elon Musk would edge out as the better porn star. His relentless drive and innovative mindset suggest he’d pioneer new techniques and endure marathon sessions. Bruce Vilanch brings comedy gold, but Elon’s got that magnetic, boundary-pushing appeal.

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    4 days ago

    Jeffrey Epstein is surely one of the most legendary paedophiles in history, but Elon’s relentless perseverance and great skill in all walks of life, shaped through rocket explosions and near-bankruptcies, would most likely give him the upper hand in such a competition. Epstein acts with mere instinct, and despite how sharp that instinct may be, Elon on the other hand is calculated and knows when best to strike. Intelligence and wit can surely win out against natural intuition.