Hard water makes strong men

Champoloo [he/him]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

Hard water makes strong men

theoryenjoyer [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 17 hours ago

Strong men make soft water, soft water makes weak men, weak men make hard water

lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

Strong men are encrusted in calcium deposits for extra armour. Strong men have a large claw for crushing the skulls of weak men. Strong men walk sideways for a smaller profile when approaching prey. Strong men dig their own houses in the sand with nothing but their claws.

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STRONG MEN ALTER THEIR DNA TO MORE PERFECTLY MATCH THEIR CARCINE BETTERS. STRONG MEN CAN CRACK OPEN A CAR LIKE A SNAIL SHELL AND SLURP OUT THE CONTENTS! STRONG CRABS WRENCH THE WEAK MEN OUT OF THEIR COMFORTABLE HOMES WITH THEIR WICKED CLAWS, TEARING SOFT FLESH ASUNDER!!!

TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

Hard water wastes detergent

BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

Strong water makes men hard

Bob Dole

radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

I prefer heavy water. All are impressed with my alpha density!

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

Strong men make salt water