Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this. This was a bit late - I was too busy goofing around on Discord)
Merriam-Websterās human editors have chosen slop as the 2025 Word of the Year. We define slop as ādigital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence.ā All that stuff dumped on our screens, captured in just four letters: the English language came through again.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/word-of-the-year?2025-share
did they use ai to make the image? āwood of of yearā
Itās most obvious on the cat which is all around nightmare material.
The image also comes with alt text:
a bizarre collection of ai-generated illustrations including a sign that reads wood of of year and a chyron that reads breaking news
Can I just take a moment to appreciate Merriam-Webster for coming in clutch with the confirmation that weāre not misunderstanding the ā6-7ā meme that the kids have been throwing around?
Sunday afternoon slack period entertainment: image generation prompt āengineersā getting all wound up about people stealing their prompts and styles and passing off hard work as their own. Who would do such a thing?
https://bsky.app/profile/arif.bsky.social/post/3mahhivnmnk23
@Artedeingenio
Never do this: Passing off someone elseās work as your own.
This Grok Imagine effect with the day-to-night transition was created by me ā and Iām pretty sure that person knows it. To make things worse, their copy has more impressions than my original post.
Not cool š
Ahh, sweet schadenfreude.
I wonder if theyāve considered that it might actually be possible to get a reasonable imitation of their original prompt by using an llm to describe the generated image, and just tack on āmore photorealistic, bigger boobiesā to win at imagine generation.
Popular RPG Expedition 33 got disqualified from the Indie Game Awards due to using Generative AI in development.
Statement on the second tab here: https://www.indiegameawards.gg/faq
When it was submitted for consideration, representatives of Sandfall Interactive agreed that no gen AI was used in the development of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. In light of Sandfall Interactive confirming the use of gen AI art in production on the day of the Indie Game Awards 2025 premiere, this does disqualify Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 from its nomination.
Rewatched Dr. Geoff Lindseyās video about deaccenting in English language and how āAIā speech synthesizers and youtubers tend to get it wrong. In the case of latter, itās usually due to reading from a script or being an L2 English speaker whose native language doesnāt use destressing.
It reminded me of a particular line in Portal
spoilers for Portal (2007 puzzle game)
GLaDOS: (with a deeper, more seductive, slightly less monotone voice than unti now) āGood news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.ā
The words āthe Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxinā are spoken with the exact same intonation both times, which helps maintain the robotic affect in GLaDOSās voice even after it shifts to be slightly more expressive.
Now Iām wondering if people whose native language lacks deaccenting even find the line funny. To me itās hilarious to repeat a part of a sentence without changing its stress because in English and Finnish itās unusual to repeat a part of a sentence without changing its stress.
It is not lost on me that the fictional evil AI was written with a quirk in its speech to make it sound more alien and unsettling, and real life computer speech has the same quirk, which makes it sound more alien and unsettling.
To me itās hilarious to repeat a part of a sentence without changing its stress because in English and Finnish itās unusual to repeat a part of a sentence without changing its stress.
Not a native speaker of either language but I read this in my mind without changing its stress in the part where it repeated āwithout changing its stressā.
Thatās interesting. If I werenāt going for a comical effect Iād try and rephrase the sentence, probably with a relative pronoun or something similar, but if unable to do so* Iād probably deemphasize the whole phrase the second time I say it. Though in terms of multi-word phrased, I think intonation would be the more accurate word to use than stress per se.
*āTo do soā would be another way to avoid repetition
Today in autosneering:
KEVIN: Well, Iām glad. We didnāt intend it to be an AI focused podcast. When we started it, we actually thought it was going to be a crypto related podcast and thatās why we picked the name, Hard Fork, which is sort of an obscure crypto programming term. But things change and all of a sudden we find ourselves in the ChatGPT world talking about AI every week.
https://bsky.app/profile/nathanielcgreen.bsky.social/post/3mahkarjj3s2o
Obscure crypto programming term. Sure
Follow the hype, Kevin, follow the hype.
I hate-listen to his podcast. Thereās not a single week where he fails to give a thorough tongue-bath to some AI hypester. Just a few weeks ago when Google released Gemini 3, they had a special episode just to announce it. It was a defacto press release, put out by Kevin and Casey.
Ryanair now makes you install their app instead of allowing you to just print and scan your ticket at the airport, claiming itās ābetter for our environment (gets rid of 300 tonnes of paper annually).ā Then you log in into the app and you see thereās an update about your flight, but you donāt see what itās about. You need to open an update video, which, of course, is a generated video of an avatar reading it out for you. I bet thatās better for the environment than using some of these weird symbols that I was putting into a box and that have now magically appeared on your screen and are making you feel annoyed (in the future for me, but present for you).
chat is this kafkaesque
New conspiracy theory: Posadist aliens have developed a virus that targets CEOs and makes them hate money.
ā¦.this made me twitch
Why is my home directory gone Claude?
See that ~/ at the end? Thatās your entire home directory.
This just keeps happeningā¦
Sir a NaNth deletion has hit the home directory.
Oh god, reddit is now turning comments into links to search for other comments and posts that include the same terms or phrases.
A few people on bsky were claiming that at least reddit is still good re the AI crappification, and they have no idea what is coming.
I wonder when those people started using reddit. I started in 2012 and it already felt like a completely different (and generally worse) experience several times over before the great API fiasco.
Yeah, it also has an element of āit is one of the few words you can add to search engines which give you a hope of a good resultā and not regular users who see the shit, or got offered nfts.
it shows up only when logged out
You see, tilde marks old versions of files, so Claude actually made you a favour by freeing some disk space
ā¦ā¦snrk
iykyk. this comment is sublime
i would say ābackupsā but these kind of people donāt do backups. either way nothing of value was lost
~/? More like ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
@e8d79 @BlueMonday1984 is this even reversible?
Assuming that, and Apple makes it real easy, you have a Time Machine backup: Yes, of course!
https://kevinmd.com/2025/12/why-ai-in-medicine-elevates-humanity-instead-of-replacing-it.html h/t naked capitalism
Throughout my nearly three decades in family medicine across a busy rural region, I watched the system become increasingly burdened by administrative requirements and workflow friction. The profession I loved was losing time and attention to tasks that did not require a medical degree. That tension created a realization that has guided my work ever since: If physicians do not lead the integration of AI into clinical practice, someone else will. And if they do, the result will be a weaker version of care.
I feel for him, but MAYBE this isnāt a technical issue but a labor one; maybe 30 years ago doctors should have āledā on admin and workflow issues directly, and then they wouldnāt need to āleadā on AI now? Iām sorry Cerner / Epic sucks but adding AI wonāt make it better. But, of course, class consciousness evaporates about the same time as those $200k student loans come due.
Why do they think they are going to have any input in genAI development either way?
Anyway seeing a previous wave of shit burden you with a lot of unrelated work after deployment isnt the best reason to now start burdening yourself with a lot of unrelated work before the new wave of shot is here. But sure good luck learning how LLMs work mathematically Kevin.
Ben Williamson, editor of the journal Learning, Media and Technology:
Checking new manuscripts today I reviewed a paper attributing 2 papers to me I did not write. A daft thing for an author to do of course. But intrigued I web searched up one of the titles and thatās when it got real weirdā¦ So this was the non-existent paper I searched for:
Williamson, B. (2021). Education governance and datafication. European Educational Research Journal, 20(3), 279ā296.
But the search result I got was a bit differentā¦
Hereās the paper I found online:
Williamson, B. and Piattoeva, N. (2022) Education Governance and Datafication. Education and Information Technologies, 27, 3515-3531.
Same title but now with a coauthor and in a different journal! Nelli Piattoeva and I have written together before but not thisā¦
And so checked out Google Scholar. Now on my profile it doesnāt appear, but somwhow on Nelliās it does and ā¦ and ā¦ omg, ITāS BEEN CITED 42 TIMES almost exlusively in papers about AI in education from this year aloneā¦
Which makes it especially weird that in the paper I was reviewing today the precise same, totally blandified title is credited in a different journal and strips out the coauthor. Is a new fake reference being generated from the last?..
I know the proliferation of references to non-existent papers, powered by genAI, is getting less surprising and shocking but it doesnāt make it any less potentially corrosive to the scholarly knowledge environment.
Relatedly, AI is fucking up academic copy-editing.
One of the worldās largest academic publishers is selling a book on the ethics of artificial intelligence research that appears to be riddled with fake citations, including references to journals that do not exist.
Eliezer is mad OpenPhil (EA organization, now called Coefficient Giving)ā¦ advocated for longer AI timelines? And apparently he thinks they were unfair to MIRI, or didnāt weight MIRIās views highly enough? And doing so for epistemically invalid reasons? IDK, this post is a bit more of a rant and less clear than classic sequence content (but is par for the course for the last 5 years of Eliezerās content). For us sane people, AGI by 2050 is still a pretty radical timeline, it just disagrees with Eliezerās imminent belief in doom. Also, it is notable Eliezer has actually avoided publicly committing to consistent timelines (he actually disagrees with efforts like AI2027) other than a vague certainty we are near doom.
Some choice comments
I recall being at a private talk hosted by ~2 people that OpenPhil worked closely with and/or thought of as senior advisors, on AI. It was a confidential event so I canāt say who or any specifics, but they were saying that they wanted to take seriously short AI timelines
Ah yes, they were totally secretly agreeing with your short timelines but couldnāt say so publicly.
Open Phil decisions were strongly affected by whether they were good according to worldviews where āutter AI ruinā is >10% or timelines are <30 years.
OpenPhil actually did have a belief in a pretty large possibility of near term AGI doom, it just wasnāt high enough or acted on strongly enough for Eliezer!
At a meta level, āpublishing, in 2025, a public complaint about OpenPhilās publicly promoted timelines and how those may have influenced their funding choicesā does not seem like it serves any defensible goal.
Lol, someone noting Eliezerās call out post isnāt actually doing anything useful towards Eliezerās goals.
Itās not obvious to me that Ajeyaās timelines aged worse than Eliezerās. In 2020, Ajeyaās median estimate for transformative AI was 2050. [ā¦] As far as I know, Eliezer never made official timeline predictions
Someone actually noting AGI hasnāt happened yet and so you canāt say a 2050 estimate is wrong! And they also correctly note that Eliezer has been vague on timelines (rationalists are theoretically supposed to be preregistering their predictions in formal statistical language so that they can get better at predicting and people can calculate their accuracyā¦ but weāve all seen how that went with AI 2027. My guess is that at least on a subconscious level Eliezer knows harder near term predictions would ruin the grift eventually.)
Yud:
I have already asked the shoggoths to search for me, and it would probably represent a duplication of effort on your part if you all went off and asked LLMs to search for you independently.
The locker beckons
Iām a nerd and even I want to shove this guy in a locker.
The fixation on their own in-group terms is so cringe. Also I think shoggoth is kind of a dumb term for lLMs. Even accepting the premise that LLMs are some deeply alien process (and not a very wide but shallow pool of different learned heuristics), shoggoths werenāt really that bizarre alien, they broke free of their original creators programming and didnāt want to be controlled again.
There is a Yud quote about closet goblins in More Everything Forever p. 143 where he thinks that the future-Singularity is an empirical fact that you can go and look for so its irrelevant to talk about the psychological needs it fills. Becker also points out that āhow many people will there be in 2100?ā is not the same sort of question as āhow many people are registered residents of Kyoto?ā because you canāt observe the future.
Yeah, I think this is an extreme example of a broader rationalist trend of taking their weird in-group beliefs as givens and missing how many people disagree. Like most AI researchers do not believe in the short timelines they do, the median (including their in-group and people that have bought the boosterās hype) guess among AI researchers for AGI is 2050. Eliezer apparently assumes short timelines are self evident from ChatGPT (but hasnāt actually committed to one or a hard date publicly).
This is old news but I just stumbled across this fawning 2020 Elon Musk interview / award ceremony on the social medias and had to share it: https://www.youtube.com/live/AF2HXId2Xhg?t=2109
In it Musk claims synthetic mRNA (and/or DNA) will be able to do anything and it is like a computer program, and that stopping aging probably wouldnāt be too crazy. And that you could turn someone into a freakinā butterfly if you want to with the right DNA sequence.
This is what you get when you take Star Trek episodes where the writers had run out of ideas and watch them from the bottom of a K-hole.
And just think, heās been further pickling his brain for half a decade since then.
be elon musk
binge ket, adderall, and ST: Voyager one weekend
burst into monday morning SpaceX board meeting after 3 nights of no sleep
crash into table
get a nasty wound on scalp
itās bleeding pretty bad
stand atop board room table and shout āWe must RETVRN TO AMPHIVIANā
also weāre naming the next crew Dragon capsule āAdmiral Janewayā
everybody claps
Threshold was best episode imo.
Thereās a version animated in the style of the '70s Star Trek cartoon that makes it legitimately great.
For the love of god please hook me up.
Oh my god.
Much like when the Voyager passed warp 13, our AI development is moving too fast with potentially magnitudinous consequences.
Tesla stock goes up
this is not even wrong lol
It certainly comes across a little different when said by someone who thinks cisgender is a slur and that changing oneās sex is some sort of great moral evil.
Turning into a butterfly is a cool sci-fi future but those trans people are a bridge too far.
Also like itās just hard to listen to, being drug hazed ramblings-- I want some actually fun sci-fi speeches!
Semi-related, the SF author John Varley died the other day, and I remember how both transgressive and cool it was that his characters in Steel Beach and others could change gender basically at will. (Banks ripped this off in the Culture btw). I donāt think he had a special insight into the lived experience of trans people, but at least he embraced the idea as part of humanityās future, not recoil from it like later epigones.
Michael Swanwick mini-obit: https://floggingbabel.blogspot.com/2025/12/john-varley-1947-2025.html
HN on Varley: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46269991
He was doing the easy sex-swapping thing in The Ophiuchi Hotline, several years before Steel Beach.
So I gather but SB is the only book Iāve read
More on datacenters in space
https://andrewmccalip.com/space-datacenters
N.B. got this via HN, entire site gives off āwouldnāt it be coolā vibes (author ālives and breathes spaceā IRONIC ITāS A VACUUM
Also this is the only thermal mention
Thermal: only solar array area used as radiator; no dedicated radiator mass assumed
riiiiightā¦
I also enjoy :
Radiation/shielding impacts on mass ignored; no degradation of structures beyond panel aging
Getting high-powered electronics to work outside the atmosphere or the magnetosphere is hard, and going from a 100 meter long ISS to a 4 km long orbital data center would be hard. The ISS has separate cooling radiators and solar panels. He wants LEO to reduce the effects of cosmic rays and solar storms, but its already hard to keep satellites from crashing into something in LEO.
Possible explanation for the hand waving:
I love AI and I subscribe to maximum, unbounded scale.
āYour mother shubscribed to makshimum, unbounded shcale last night, Trebek.ā
He knows the promo rate on the maximum, unbounded scale subscription is gonna run out eventually, right?
promo rate
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Author works for something called Varda Space (guess who is one of the major investors? drink. Guess what orifice the logo looks like? drink) and previously tried to replicate a claimed room-temperature superconductor https://www.wired.com/story/inside-the-diy-race-to-replicate-lk-99/
Some interesting ethnography of private space people in California: "People jump straight to hardware and hand-wave the business case, as if the economics are self-evident. They arenāt. "
Page uses that āelectrons = electricityā metonymy that prompt-fonding CEOs have been using
The electrons is turning into an annoying shibboleth. Also going to age oddly if more light based components really kick off. (Ran into somebody who is doing some phd work on that, or at least that is what I got from the short description he gave).
Him fellating musk re tesla is funny considering the recent stories about reliability abd how the market is doing. And also the roadster 2, and the whole pivot to ai/ROBOTS!
(The author being positive on the theoretical SpaceX going public vs a little bit later the reactions of the spacex subreddit on Musk actually saying they will go public later is a funny split of opinions. The subreddit saw it as a betrayal https://bsky.app/profile/niedermeyer.online/post/3ma4hvbajns2d).
Today, in fascists not understanding art, a suckless fascist praised Mozillaās 1998 branding:
This is real art; in stark contrast to the brutalist, generic mess that the Mozilla logo has become. Open source projects should be more daring with their visual communications.
Quoting from a 2016 explainer:
[T]he branding strategy I chose for our project was based on propaganda-themed art in a Constructivist / Futurist style highly reminiscent of Soviet propaganda posters. And then when people complained about that, I explained in detail that Futurism was a popular style of propaganda art on all sides of the early 20th century conflictsā¦ Yes, I absolutely branded Mozilla.org that way for the subtext of āthese free software people are all a bunch of commies.ā I was trolling. I trolled them so hard.
The irony of a suckless developer complaining about brutalism is truly remarkable; these fuckwits donāt actually have a sense of art history, only what looks cool to them. Big lizard, hard-to-read font, edgy angular corners, and red-and-black palette are all cool symbols to the teenage boyās mind, and the fascist never really grows out of that mindset.
It irks me to see people casually use the term ābrutalistā when what they really mean is āmodern architecture that I donāt likeā. It really irks me to see people apply the term brutalist to something that has nothing to do with architecture! Itās a very specific term!
āBrutalistā is the only architectural style they ever learned about, because the name implies violence
Introducing the Palantir shit sandwich combo: Get a cover up for the CEO tweaking out and start laying the groundwork for the AGI godās priest class absolutely free!
https://mashable.com/article/palantir-ceo-neurodivergent
TL;DR- Palantir CEO tweaks out during an interview. Definitely not any drugs guys, heās just neurodivergent! But the good, corporate approved kind. The kind that has extra special powers that make them good at AI. Theyāre so good at AI, and AI is the future, so Palantir is starting a group of neurodivergents hand picked by the CEO (to lead humanity under their totally imminent new AI god). He totally wasnāt tweaking out. Heās never even heard of cocaine! Or billionaire designer drugs! Never ever!
Edit: To be clear, no hate against neurodivergence, or skepticism about it in general. Iām neurodivergent. And yeah, some types of neurodivergence tend to result in people predisposed to working in tech.
But if youāre the fucking CEO of Palantir, surely youāve been through training for public appearances. Itās funnier that it didnāt take, but this is clearly just an excuse.
I strongly feel that itās an attempt to start normalizing the elevation of certain people into positions of power based off vague characteristics they were born with.
Lemmy post that pointed me to this: https://sh.itjust.works/post/51704917
Jesus. This being 2025 of course he had to clarify that itās definitely not DEI. Also it really grinds me gears to see hyperfocus listed as one of the ābeneficialā aspects because thereās no way itās not exploitative. Hey, so you know how sometimes you get so caught up in a project you forget to eat? Just so you know, you could starve on the clock. For me.
I feel bad for the gullible ND people who spend time applying to this thinking they might have a chance and it isnāt a high level coverup attempt.
Otoh, somebody should take some fun drugs and tape their interviews, see how it works out. Are there any Hunter S Tech journalists around?
An academic sneer delivered through the arXiv-o-tube:
Large Language Models are useless for linguistics, as they are probabilistic models that require a vast amount of data to analyse externalized strings of words. In contrast, human language is underpinned by a mind-internal computational system that recursively generates hierarchical thought structures. The language system grows with minimal external input and can readily distinguish between real language and impossible languages.
Sadly, itās a Chomskian paper, and those are just too weak for today. Also, I think itās sloppy and too Eurocentric. Here are some of the biggest gaffes or stretches I found by skimming Moroās $30 book, which I obtained by asking a shadow library for āimpossible languagesā (ISBN doesnāt work for some reason):
book review of Impossible Languages (Moro, 2016)
- Moro claims that itās impossible for a natlang to have free word order. Thereās many counterexamples which could be argued, like Arabic or Mandarin, but I think that the best counterexample is Latin, which has Latinate (free) word order. On one hand, of course word order matters for parsers, but on the other hand the Transformers architecture attends without ordering, so this isnāt really an issue for machines. Ironically, on p73-74, Moro rearranges the word order of a Latin phrase while translating it, suggesting either a use of machine translation or an implicit acceptance of Latin (lack of) word order. I could be harsher here; it seems like Moro draws mostly from modern Romance and Germanic languages to make their points about word order, and the sensitivity of English and Italian to word order doesnāt imply a universality.
- Speaking of universality, both the generative-grammar and universal-grammar hypotheses are assumed. By āimpossibleā Moro means a non-recursive language with a non-context-free grammar, or perhaps a language failing to satisfy some nebulous geometric requirements.
- Moro claims that sentences without truth values are lacking semantics. Gƶdel and Tarski are completely unmentioned; Moro ignores any sort of computability of truth values.
- Russellās paradox is indirectly mentioned and incorrectly analyzed; Moro claims that Russell fixed Fregeās system by redefining the copula, but Russell and others actually refined the notion of building sets.
- It is claimed that Brocaās area uniquely lights up for recursive patterns but not patterns which depend on linear word order (e.g. a rule that a sentence is negated iff the fourth word is ānoā), so that Brocaās area canāt do context-sensitive processing. But humans clearly do XOR when counting nested negations in many languages and can internalize that XOR so that they can handle utterances consisting of many repetitions of e.g. ānot notā.
- Moro mentions Esperanto and VolapĆ¼k as auxlangs in their chapter on conlangs. They completely fail to recognize the past century of applied research: Interlingue and Interlingua, Loglan and Lojban, LĆ”adan, etc.
- Sanskrit is Indo-European. Also, thatās not how junk DNA works; it genuinely isnāt coding or active. Also also, thatās not how Turing patterns work; they are genuine cellular automata and itās not merely an analogy.
I think that Moroās strongest point, on which they spend an entire chapter reviewing fairly solid neuroscience, is that natural language is spoken and heard, such that a proper language model must be simultaneously acoustic and textual. But because they donāt address computability theory at all, they completely fail to address the modern critique that machines can learn any learnable system, including grammars; they worst that they can say is that itās literally not a human.
Plus, natural languages are not necessarily spoken nor heard; sign language is gestured (signed) and seen and many, mutually-incompatible sign languages have arisen over just the last few hundred years. Is this just me being pedantic or does Moro not address them at all in their book?
